Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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