I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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