I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Randomize
