haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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