does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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