I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Randomize
