We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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