I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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