East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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