you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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