return my video game
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Randomize
