Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
