the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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