Sponge bath it is.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
