How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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