I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Mom said you looked used
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
