I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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