it wasn't lemon gatorade
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
