I want to stick my p in your. b.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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