Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I would fuck him just for his dog
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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