I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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