I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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