kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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