adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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