Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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