did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you traded sex for a burrito?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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