Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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