god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
oh god the rape fog is back!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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