Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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