You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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