No, you can still breathe under the balls.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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