Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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