Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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