I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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