My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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