Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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