Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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