Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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