Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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