I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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