If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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