just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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