i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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