Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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