I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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