so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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