FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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