He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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