do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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