Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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